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Got a scam-o-gram? Nigeria Customs Service - 'don't be a mugu! Foolscap AllAfrica. The sender claims to be a bureaucrat, banker or royal toadie, wanting to move vast sums into your hands, honestly or otherwise. There is no money to be moved - except yours.
Palms must be greased, imaginary legal documents must be acquired - with your money. A few K here, a few K there Orphan, cancer patient, dead bank customer, phony job offer, overpayment with a cashier's check You may be shown pictures of " money ". Same scam. This site is devoted to the '' scam - named after Section of the Nigerian Criminal Code.
Most '' e-mails come from West Africa, chiefly Nigeria, or Nigerian expatriates who happily scam other Nigerians. Although ers have their own style, their emails, which smack of political satire, contain elements harking back to 19th century European literature. Yes, it's a crime, but the letters are funny.
Read them out loud at parties and see. So are the responses. The letters below introduce the literary genre of the Lads from Lagos. Most readers say "what an obvious scam! Some say "I was almost fooled till I saw this site. Stay safe out there! Updates roll upward. Some roll off. Parts 1 and 2 of the thrilling serialized epic! A Lou AlS1ndor epic. Or do they? No mercy Cyndy Ibrahim, Orphan!
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All talking! All scamming! Brinkman emerges from a coma. Bengt of the Church of the Third Relevation. Arafat reaches out to a rabbi [ sorry for sloth Runny Schitz, proctologist, takes on a scammer.
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You will be like us. A Lad escapes North Korea the flip-off! Uche" swore the Oath! Samoosa the solar-powered sunlamp heiress.
Crudeness in Afrikaans and English. Ludwig gets a Slav-o-gram "FBI" vs. Bob is back! Finger-lickin' good. Bob meets "Sharon Stone". Bzz bzz! Lonslo Tossov - Lad waits at airport! Wilma Flintstone. Angry lawyers! Messages from the beyond! What a pic. Perico - 7 months! Noogie - Lads get a real writer! What is she? Jonathan Mokoena, for an XBox. YODA - he small but not stupid is. Plymouth Cliffords is in the money!
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